Quote whores on the campaign trail
As many have suspected, there seems to
be something fishy about the poor box office showing of David Zucker’s right
wing satire, “An American Carol.” After all, who doesn’t enjoy a hearty laugh
at such witty notions as Hollywood being renamed “Bin
with billboards pitching “Victoria’s
Burkas” (okay, that is kind of funny). So, no surprise that the filmmakers report they have been
getting complaints from would be patrons who were mysteriously sold the wrong
tickets or otherwise misdirected by those crafty, left-leaning theater owners
Seems like they might be taking a page out of
the RNC playbook for disenfranchising tens of thousands of voters. Meanwhile,
Zucker and company are “investigating.
Predictably, as the movies become more like elections, the
elections are becoming more like movies or, more exactly,like movie promotion.
Just the other night after I had turned on the mute button when the latest
McCain ad came on I noticed something odd. The scare quotes that appeared over
the demonic images of Obama and other “liberal Democrats” were attributed to “The
Washington Times,” that Moonie-owned rag that’s a rubber stamp for the Repuublicans.
That’s about as valid as a movie ad with a quote from Pete Hammond or Earl
Dittman! Or more like one from David Manning, the fictitious critic invented by Sony Pictures a few years back to serve as a
source for their own bogus encomiums.
Confirming my suspicions about this strategy is this boo
boo in which the RNC put out an ad with a glowing review of her debate performance (“She
killed. It was her evening. She was the star.”) with the attribution “Famous
Person.” Like they hadn’t quite gotten around to getting anyone to put their
name on the quote they had already written up. It's just like what happens at a movie
junket when a publicist passes through a room full of "critics" with a list of quotes
and asks which one they want to be blurbed for.