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The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1

These guys couldn't turn on a radio
By  |  April 14, 2007


Toon trash

Wife-beater + upper-arm hair + bald pate + flip-flops + bad mustache = still sexier than Bob Dylan.


Senior citizen rocker

In a police lineup, he could be mistaken for a grizzled wino. His enigmatic demeanor was sexy — when he was a brash, insouciant songwriter in the ’60s and ’70s. But now that he’s in his 60s and 70s, it seems more like the grumpiness grandpa exhibits when grandma won’t let him have a second slice of cheesecake.



Exponentially overhyped gossip blogger whose sense of entitlement far outweighs his actual contribution to society. And, oh yeah, he’s gross, too.

American Idol

The class clown is operating under the delusion that he’s the class stud.

Fake cowboy, real racist

Long before he called the (predominantly black) Rutgers womens’ basketball team a bunch of “nappy-headed hos,” this leathery talk-show troll established himself as one of the ugliest faces in a medium that prizes them.


Professional widower

We understood the zillion-year-old billionaire: Anna Nicole Smith would sleep with anything with money. But her dalliance with this glassy-eyed, salamanderous cretin forced Americans to re-calibrate Anna’s standards: she’d screw anything with . . . kidneys? At least she was smart enough not to have a baby with him.


White devil

Slimy puppet master, cruel politico, and skin-crawlingly awkward rapper. We’d love to sentence this genius to five years of hard labor as Barney Frank’s cabana boy.


Public Enemy

Here’s a thought that kept us company while we were compiling the list. You know the white, pasty flakes of sputum that collect at the corners of Flav’s mouth? (Flavor crystals, we’ve taken to calling them.) Where do those go when he makes out with his ladies?


Fat Guy from Borat

Repeated viewings of the scene in which Ken Davitian goes cheek-to-hairy-cheek with Sacha Baron Cohen’s face have been proven to cause sterility in lab rats. So feel lucky that it merely makes you want to rip your eyes out of their sockets.


Loathsome billionaire

It’s not the greed, the preposterous comb-over, or the public bullying that turns women off any more: it’s the pursed lips and the scrunched, pineal stare. Actually, scratch that: it’s still the hair, the greed, and the bullying.

Worst in show: Counting down the unsexiest video moments from our Unsexiest Men

Worst in Breed: View the 2007 Unsexiest Men list by category:
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Flashback 2006: See who made last year's Unsexiest Men list

OTHERS RECEIVING VOTES: George Allen; Travis Barker; Chris Berman; Jack Black; John Bolton; Barry Bonds; Danny Bonaduce; Mr. Boston from VH1’s I Love NY; Christopher “Big Black” Boykin; Bobby Brown; Bill Bradley; Kobe Bryant; Bubba the Love Sponge; Steve Buscemi; George W Bush; Gary Busey; Jose Canseco; Carrot Top; Michael Crichton; Les Claypool; Gary Coleman; Mad Money’s Jim Cramer; Billy Crystal; Billy Ray Cyrus; Glenn Danzig; Brandon Davis; Tom Delay; Danny Devito; Andy Dick; Dame Edna; Lou Dobbs; Fabio; Roger Federer; Will Ferrell; the Hold Steady’s Craig Finn; Barney Frank; Michael Gelman; Virgil Goode; David Hasslehoff; Pee-wee Herman; Tommy Hilfiger; Michael Jackson; Ron Jeremy; Billy Joel; Richard Johnson; Chris Kattan; Toby Keith; Kid Rock; Don King; Bill Kristol; Janie Lane; fat Jared Leto; Lil’ Jon; Jon Lovitz; Joel Madden; John Madden; Marilyn Manson; John McCain; Isaac Mizrahi; Rupert Murdoch; Ron Perlman,” the “Beast”-ly actor; Ron Perelman, the beastly billionaire and divorcer of Ellen Barkin; Regis Philbin; Scottie Pippen; the poisoned Russian spy/poisoned Ukrainian Prime Minister; Ron Popeil; Prince Charles; Axl Rose; Rock Star: Supernova’s Lukas Rossi; Donald Rumsfeld; Rick Salomon; Ryan Seacrest; Bob Seger; Gene Shalit; Al Sharpton; Richard Simmons; Shepard Smith; David Spade; Jerry Springer; Sylvester Stallone; Howard Stern; George Takei; Tom from MySpace; John Travolta; Keith Urban; Vanilla Ice; Don Vito; Paul Wall; Deryck Whibley; Shaun White; Forrest Whitaker; the New Republic’s Leon Wieseltier; Rainn Wilson; Weird Al Yankovic.

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The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
ROFLMAO, love your list. Wicked Pissa as we say in Boston.
By sisyphus00 on 04/12/2007 at 12:27:25
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
O.K. you at totally NUTS!!! For one thing Chad does NOT have a Mullet! This is one of the most Gorgeous Men in the World. I think you need GLASSES!
By Chad Kroeger Fan on 04/12/2007 at 1:39:29
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
When the biggest item I can only kinda sorta disagree about is Jimmy Kimmel, that's the sign of one fabulously unsexy list! Brilliant choices.
By meiray on 04/12/2007 at 3:09:59
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
Where's the ugliest man alive...GEORGE BUSH on this list? This man has it all- he's short, has bad hair and skin, is barely literate and is controlled by a handful of sharks! Also nice to see a list of ugly men, since the women have been subjected to this time and again!
By shani on 04/30/2007 at 1:44:53
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
I can't believe that Gerard Way is anywhere even close to this list!! He truly is the sexiest man ever! His face is beautiful and his whole personal just spills sexiness. The guy can sing, and write amazing music! His voice is the best I've ever heard, both singing and speaking. You are way off in landing him a spot on this list.
By Happy1 on 04/30/2007 at 4:53:05
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
Re: Chad Kroeger. That is not a mullet ... And I come from Australia, the land of bad mullets... I agree with you Chad Kroeger Fan! That guy is soooo hot! **swoon**
By Aveladys on 04/30/2007 at 7:21:56
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
I can't believe that yall think Chad Kroeger os unsexy!!!!!!!! He is the sexiest man in the whole wide world!! Yall seriously need glasses like the Chad Kroeger Fan said!!!!
By Ely on 04/30/2007 at 9:12:41
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
Hey. You're a complete idiot. Your perception of what's hot may be different than other people's- infact, I can give you the names of at least 500 chicks who would LOVE to see #95 take OFF this list. Patrick Stump is an amazing person. Have you ever spent any amount of time with the man? Have you ever actually LISTENED to his voice? Not to mention that he's dead sexy. Not everyone falls for the David Beckhams, the Brad Pitts, or even the Pete Wentz's of the world. Patrick is REAL- not one of the false, photoshopped images you see day in and day out. And his realness is what makes him beautiful to so many of us.
By SarahLC on 05/01/2007 at 10:22:26
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
Hey, I totally disagree with your comment on number 95 Patrick Stump. Just because he does not fit the stereotype pretty boy image does not make him less of a sexy person. He has an amazing voice and look like someone you just want be with. Not everyone fall for the pretty boy, some of us like the geeky guy's.
By artistspin on 05/01/2007 at 10:47:37
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
Hey what the hell is Gerard Way and Patrick Stump doing on this stupid list. They are both most sexist guy I ever seen compared to these losers that deserve to be on this list.
By artistspin on 05/01/2007 at 10:52:42
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
are they crazy??? gerard way is very good looking!!!!, ENVIOUS!!!!
By pAnSy on 05/01/2007 at 11:44:25
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
Alright, I understand "Freedom of Speech"...but honestly...where do you get off disrespecting someone that much? The comments made about #95 (Patrick Stump) disgust me! I agree with the above comments. He is an amazing person, he is an insanely talented man, and the most genuine person anyone in this world has ever had the pleasure of meeting. Inside and out. So before you go stating false accusations about his eating habits, or the placement of his genitals, you may want to double check your statements with your conscience...because I believe it thinks you are an asshole.
By HayKylene on 05/01/2007 at 10:54:31
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
Haha, this is bullshit. Gerard Way is the 1st on the world's sexiest men's list. FFS ! Gerard Way is really the sexiest man on earth, in my opinion. And I've not only seen him on pic's people xD sry, if the spelling is wrong, but i'm not from the Us.
By BAAH on 05/02/2007 at 5:32:22
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
I CANNOT BELIEVE THE GORGEOUS, FANTASTIC, SEXY, LOVELY, GERARD WAY IS IN HERE!!!!!! Whoever voted for this wonderful person needs their eyes and heart tested!!! Gerard is the sexiest man alive!!!
By Kat on 05/05/2007 at 6:35:05
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
I don't believe your taste in men folks!!!! Gerard was in last years as well, bless him, and this year he's gone up ;-/ !!!! You lot want your heads sorting!!!
By Kat on 05/05/2007 at 6:42:54
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
I find this whole article to be completely rediculous...honestly what were you guys thinking? Did someone say lets be as shallow as we can and judge these people by how they look, because obviously fat and ugly means dumb and underserving. Some of the people on the list are really talented and I think you have made a huge mistake. Well I have one thing to say to the writer...Go kill yourself because obviously you're unhappy with your life and needed to take it out on others. Have a nice day! Asswhole!
By youareignorant on 05/09/2007 at 10:31:26
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
Obviously someone is a blind moron!! Gerard Way as "Goth DOUGHBOY'? Doughboy? Seriously? I think not...take around the rock stages and see all of the guys jumping around that can barely pick their belts up in order to hold their pants up and tell me that is sexy....GW is just right I would wouldn't be afraid a light breeze would carry him away and he is a cutie to boot....also he can sing beautifully, write some F'ed up and truthful songs and he looks good in a boa! What more could a women ask for....nothing!!
By Meridian on 05/10/2007 at 10:56:34
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
Um, why is Gerard on here? He is one of the world's most sexiest men! I mean, everyone I know loves him! (and I do know a lot of people!)
By danitonfen13 on 05/15/2007 at 9:39:55
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
Great list, I esp. agree with #68. But why is Sanjaya on here? He's very cute kid & has an amazing smile!
By harbinger on 05/15/2007 at 8:59:07
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
why is rosie o' donnell nowhere on your list? & thank God perez hilton is gay, cause his only contribution if he were straight would be as a poster child for birth control. i DID laugh my ass off at bruce vilanch, though... lmmfao...
By aury on 05/16/2007 at 12:13:23
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
OMFG! wtf is gerard way doing on this list. hez the sexiest guy on earth. hes got an amezing voice and all that other s**t. hes like, perfect! i love my chemical romance
By chemical_emotions on 05/16/2007 at 4:52:16
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
Laughing hysterically at all the little teeny boppers getting their panties in a wad becuase you would have the gall to insult the worlds most incredible person....Patrick Stump! too f'in funny
By Chuck on 05/16/2007 at 4:55:09
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
Oh honestly, calm down people, go back to your fansites and your delusions of reality and get off the internet if people's opinions upset you. This is life, and you're not welcome to participate, not with that attitude anyway. FYW, sucking up to Patrick Stump on this site will get you 0 points in life or in his book, he can't hear you, what does it matter?
By YuYevon on 05/17/2007 at 10:30:56
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
who put this list together? I mean, how can Gerard Way be on 21 and Patrick Stump on 95, and Jared Leto in the "other receiving votes"?? This is stupid. Gerard and Jared should be on 1 in the most sexy man, and Patrick should be in that to...
By xDien on 05/21/2007 at 12:54:47
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
What the hell, is this shit? First off, whoever has such a lack of a life to even make an "unsexiest person" list, then fuck off. Second of all, Patrick Stump is one of THE SEXIEST people ever. So go suck your mom's balls. and yes. she has them. dfjgjklskdfjg.
By xfalloutgirlx on 05/24/2007 at 4:07:58
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
Whoever put Patrick Stump and Gerard Way on this list is completely ignorant. The Patrick one is way worse. What was said about him was just completely rude and uncalled for. I probably wouldn't have been so upset if Pete Wentz hadn't shown up on many "Sexiest People" lists. They describe him as sexy and all of this, and he's a dirtball. Then you have Patrick, who allthough he sweats a lot, cleans himself. He's an angel to talk to, and he is definitely NOT UGLY. Ask many girls today, Patrick is one of the sexiest men ever. I wont even get started with Gerard because you just have to be blind to make that conclusion.
By runwayinchicago on 05/24/2007 at 5:45:24
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
How in the world did (Michael Moore) not make it? I'm the biggest hypocrite of all, destroy opponents not with debate but smear. Oh, and I'm much fatter than most too! I've been robbed!
By FatSlobMichaelMoore on 05/28/2007 at 11:20:10
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
I find it kind of strange that you guys have a picture of Peter Jackson pre-weight loss. Not to say that dropping fifty pounds has made him a chick magnet, but at least give the guy some credit for looking less like King Kong and more like, um, George of the Jungle.
By cassetteject on 06/01/2007 at 12:57:49
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
I am honestly cracking up at all of the "OMG not Stump, he's soooo sexy, he has to be, he's part of Fall Out Boy." And complaining about the 'cruel' comments towards him when the list is full of them. Get over it. When creating a list of "sexy" yes you are allowed to judge people on their level of attractiveness. That's part of what sexy is, and he doesn't have it. Just because you happen to like the band does not make him hot, nor does how much you wish you were a groupie. Even though he's unsexy you can still listen to the music.
By Zigspective on 06/10/2007 at 5:51:52
The 100 unsexiest men 2007: 10-1
LOL Again with the fan crazies. Though I do have to say they are right about Mr. Way's sense of style, as in it's non-existent, he doesn't know how to have an original idea either in his fashion or his music.
By Zigspective on 06/10/2007 at 6:15:33

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