some of my faves:
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(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom
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(816): you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
(636): you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
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(207): We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
