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Dear Miss Adventure
With summer vacation approaching, I'm looking for a good book to get into, but am tired of the same old vanilla New York Times Best Seller List offerings. Do you have any suggestions?
Is that a paperback in your bathing suit or are you just glad to see me?

Dear ITPYBSOAYJGSM,

The last book Miss Adventure read on the beach was the original shark tale, Peter Benchley's JAWS, and she hasn't been back in the water since. However, your question couldn't have come at a better time. Our friend, libertine-inspiration and newly-pressed author Master R (of Domaine Esemar fame), has just published his long-awaited memoirs, self titled: Master: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Master R.

As head of the oldest SM B&B in the country, Master R has a unique perspective on politics, civil rights and everything under the sun when it comes to sexuality. To hear him tell it is to envy. "I have had a remarkable and rewarding life. I run the finest BDSM training chateau in the world. I am a successful First Amendment/Free Speech warrior. I am an accomplished musician and educator. I have been graced with extraordinary relationships in human sexuality. I wanted to take all this and much more from my heart, write it down, and share it. MASTER is a political treatise, an erotic adventure, a poem, a crazy, funny, touching insight into modern kink, a primer for Americans, but mostly, it is what I hoped it would be: an unauthorized autobiography."

Reviews are already coming in hot and heavy. Legendary octogenarian dominatrix Belle du Jour called it "A must read."  Former Yale Professor, Kenneth Haltman heralded it as "A philosophical treatise on human dignity." So drop kick Stephen King, bury Maeve Binchy, and check out this hot hot hot slice of extraordinary life in the scene.  To get yout limited edition copy, send an email to EsemarPress@LaDomaineEsemar.com or call La Domaine Esemar at 518-781-6209, 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. EST, Monday through Friday; $20 softcover/$30 hardcover (add $5 for postage and handling). Your bookmark is sure to melt!

P.S. If you have a question for Miss Adventure please email erosphere@phx.com with the subject line "Dear Miss Adventure"