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What do you do when you're dumped by a Prince of Wales and all of England thinks your Mum's low-class?

1. You flip your hair with knowing looks at the paps.
2. You quit your part-time job as an accessories buyer.
3. You take a job with designer Tom Ford.
4. You move to the States, where there's no shortage of wanna-be princesses.
5. You start dating a Prince of Malibu instead? Brody Jenner, I found you a new lady!


Kate Middleton: "Sod off, you bluebloods! God bless America!"

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