Montreal Comedy Festival - will I finally get to see shows tonight?

I stopped by the press office to make sure I'd actually get INTO comedy shows tonight. You know. Because that's why I'm...here...

Allegedly, I'm cleared to see the Best of the Fringe, featuring Dance Animal ; the New Faces show (which is quickly becoming the bain of my professional existance); and Amp'd, the musical comedy show featuring MC Mr. Napkins (It's like I'm in a contest to see how many times I can type that name in a 24 hour period), Aries Spears, Dan Finnerty and the Dan Band, Daniel Rigby, Dead Cat Bounce, Jerry Minor, and Nick Thune.

Make me laugh, bitches. I'm cranky.

On the plus side, I did have a grilled cheese and bacon sandwich today. So it wasn't a total fail. Plus, I saw this:

I'm adding "couche-tard" to my list of new favorite words that mean dirty things in my head.