Utah girls are crazy.

I figured Salt Lake City was a small conservative city filled tons of wives and few husbands. I was wrong.

The view was pretty sweet to one side with a nice mountain backdrop and to the other side, absolutely nothing. The venue was next to a soup kitchen and “The Bridge,” an awesome vegan café. The first people I met happen to be Straight Edge kids who are legendary for being insane but this these dudes were wicked cool. Within 4 minutes of meeting them they asked if we needed a place to crash. No swords, no chains, just BMX bikes.

Cute is not a band that many 18+ people are into so most shenanigans are limited to general making fun of dudes for buying merch and calling girls myspace whores. Honestly, shows get redundant if you can’t find a way to amuse yourself. Last night the amusement found us. What we thought would be nice Mormon girls turned out to be girls jumping out of their shirts, literally. To this point on the tour the nudity was limited James from Reggie but this all changed. We (the merch tables collectively) had groups of girls asking to show their goods for free stuff. Generally turned down the offers due to paranoia of finding ourselves featured on the next “To Catch a Predator” but one table was willing to risk it to a girl that definitely looked of age.

Later in the evening a girl came over to the Reggie table to tell how she tried to throw her bra at James but some kid hit her arm and her shot was deflected. Where’d she go to school? BYU.

I have a feeling that the tour is going to start getting a bit crazier.

Today, Boise Idaho, after show fun POTATO FARMING!