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The Comebacks
Racking up penalty yards
By
TOM MEEK
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October 24, 2007
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THE COMEBACKS: Bringing back bad sports spoofs.
As quarterback of our beloved Pats, Tom Brady can do no wrong, but his Hollywood namesake, a B-tier director with such classics to his name as
The Animal
and
The Hot Chick
, racks up the penalty yards. Worse yet, the hero of this flick, Coach Lambeau Fields (David Koechner), is depicted as the distraction that causes Billy Buckner to muff the grounder in the 1986 World Series. Coach screws up a few other classic sporting contests before ending up at Heartland U., where he’s charged with turning around a long-time losing football program. It’s a sports-film spoof of sorts: instead of Radio as the team’s mentally challenged hanger-on, they have iPod (Jermaine Williams).
Invincible
,
Rocky
, and
The Gridiron Gang
get sent up as well, but most gags misfire as sexist or racist. Long before the big game rolls around (the Toilet Bowl, I shit you not), and the film shows a touch of heart, the clock has run out.
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Fall from grace
The thing is, he laid it on so thick.
Collective effort
Making money watching Tom Brady? Sign me up!
Bringing sexy back
I give you serious props for listing all-time douche Roger Clemens at the number-one slot, as well as for giving Tom Cruise, Tom Brady, and other unsavories their, uh, “due.”
Let’s recap
With the decade drawing to a close, it's fitting to reconsider the moments and developments of the last 10 years that forever changed sports in Portland and New England.
Are you ready for some Footballz?
These days, thanks to Internet-related information overload, football fans are more educated than ever. So why, exactly, do we need idiotic TV commentators telling us what we already know about how talented Drew Brees and Adrian Peterson are, or that the game all comes down to turnovers?
100 Unsexiest Men of the Year Follow-Up
The problem with dropping our Unsexiest list in March of an election year is that we never know what kind of weasels, Republicans, and Republican weasels will urinate in America’s stream of consciousness down the final stretch.
Can the Providence schools get it together?
As Rhode Island continues to struggle with budget deficits and economic development, the future of education is a piece of a large puzzle.
The Globe releases its inner tabloid
Pessimists eager to chronicle the Boston Globe ’s decline and fall got some choice new material this week.
Long way home to Foxboro
You gotta love Bill Belichick.
Pats' parity
And, just like that, it’s fall. The days shorten. Crockpots come out of retirement. And the Patriots play the Jets on Sunday.
Rhode Island’s pride is showing
There was much to-do and flexing of cultural muscles and civic pride as Our Little Towne placed in the top 10 in many prestigious categories in Travel & Leisure magazine’s 2009 survey of “America’s Favorite Cities.”
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