The Phoenix Network:
 
 
About  |  Advertise
 
Features  |  Reviews
Best2012Vote-1000x50

Review: The Tale of Despereaux

A glorified hunk of cheese
By TOM MEEK  |  December 16, 2008
2.0 2.0 Stars


VIDEO: The trailer for The Tale of Despereaux

This animated mouse epic aspires to grand scale but falters in its execution. The rodent (voiced by Matthew Broderick) of the title, who makes up for his stature with Dumbo-sized ears, tries to rescue a princess (Emma Watson) and save the kingdom of Dor from despair. Hard to believe, but the situation has something to do with the banning of soup: the princess's father (the original Soup Nazi) has put a bounty out on rats because the queen drowned in a bowl of porridge. In Dor, the rats and the mice reside in separate subterranean enclaves: the former's digs resemble a Turkish prison, whereas the latter show better manners in a village filled with discarded books and broken pots. Any mouse caught in the rat den winds up dead meat in the arena or on a dinner plate — or both. Adapted by Sam Fell and Robert Stevenhagen from the Kate DiCamillo book, this dark, disjointed fairy tale has impressive visuals, but in the end it's just a glorified hunk of cheese.

Related: Review: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Review: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part One, A few great places to go when you want to look great, More more >
  Topics: Reviews , Matthew Broderick, Matthew Broderick, Al Yeganeh,  More more >
| More

 Friends' Activity   Popular   Most Viewed 
[ 02/13 ]   "Aphrodite and the Gods of Love"  @ Museum of Fine Arts
[ 02/13 ]   "Processes and Dreams"  @ Panopticon Gallery
[ 02/13 ]   "Artists' Books: Books by Artists"  @ Boston Athenæum
ARTICLES BY TOM MEEK
Share this entry with Delicious
  •   REVIEW: UNDERWORLD: AWAKENING  |  January 24, 2012
    The Underworld series got long in the tooth early, but here, in the fourth installment (directed by Swede Måns Mårlind), it grows new fangs.
  •   REVIEW: JOYFUL NOISE  |  January 10, 2012
    There's not much joy but there's plenty of noise of the rafter-rocking gospel singing variety in Tony Graff's musical dramedy.
  •   REVIEW: IN THE LAND OF BLOOD AND HONEY  |  January 05, 2012
    Jolie has loosely reworked the story of Romeo and Juliet in an infamous setting familiar from CNN but here seen from the inside.
  •   REVIEW: ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: CHIPWRECKED  |  December 13, 2011
    For 50 years, Alvin and the Chipmunks have been driving parents nuts with their helium-infused banter and shrill bastardizations of pop music.
  •   REVIEW: TRESPASS  |  October 13, 2011
    If Rod Lurie's errant remake of Straw Dogs didn't tickle your morbid fear of home invasion, then perhaps the latest from Joel Schumacher ( Falling Down ) might do the job.

 See all articles by: TOM MEEK

MOST POPULAR
RSS Feed of for the most popular articles
 Most Viewed   Most Emailed