Gonna change directions

Jesus didn’t help Bill Beardsley.
By AL DIAMON  |  April 15, 2010

Jesus didn’t help Bill Beardsley.

That’s not intended as a negative reflection on the Son of God, who can’t be held responsible for the deficiencies in Beardsley’s early campaign style. The Republican gubernatorial candidate and former president of Husson University stumbled through a month or so of Bible-thumping his way into his stump speech, until he finally learned that his religious beliefs were of less interest to voters than his plans for the state’s economy, environment, and education.

By relegating Christ to the back room at campaign headquarters — where He’s said to be doing a fine job sealing envelopes, answering phones, and supplying free wine, loaves, and fishes for staff parties — Beardsley has resurrected himself from the crypt of ineptness and been transformed into a serious contender for the GOP nomination.

Beardsley’s campaign got off to a lousy start, although that had nothing to do with his propensity to talk about religion. It was because he waited until mid-January to announce he was running — late for a guy with limited name recognition and no political track record — and then doing so in Dover-Foxcroft, the least auspicious location for such an event since ex-Democratic hopeful Dawn Hill made the announcement she was a candidate for Maine governor in a New Hampshire newspaper.

Beardsley appeared to have no obvious constituency in the Republican Party. He was socially conservative, but Waterville Mayor Paul LePage had already staked out that territory. He was close to US Senator Susan Collins, but her former chief of staff, Steve Abbott, was in the race, and he was even closer. He was a political outsider with a business background, but Bruce Poliquin, Les Otten, and Matt Jacobson were trying to exploit that routine for all it was worth. He was smart, but nobody’s smarter than Peter Mills.

And since when did being smart become a requirement for governors?

Although a certain amount of common sense doesn’t hurt. As one poster on the As Maine Goes Web site put it, “Have we forgotten what the Dems did to [GOP gubernatorial nominee] Chandler Woodcock in 2006? They made him out to be someone that led with his Christianity and conservative social views. Beardsley actually does that.”

This was shortly after Beardsley had appeared on an extremist radio show in Aroostook County, where he told listeners his son had to find work elsewhere because Maine “wasn’t Christian enough.”

Jesus may well have wept, but Beardsley’s political advisers just sighed and called him into the woodshed for a little discussion about his tactics. It was time, they told him, to focus on a core message of smaller, less intrusive government and to leave Christianity to the subtext.

At about the same time, the campaign landscape began to shift. LePage, the first choice of many conservatives, kept saying contradictory stuff indicating he might support civil unions for gay people. His right-wing base began shifting uneasily in their seats, before edging slowly toward the door. LePage also didn’t seem to be raising significant money, causing his more pragmatic supporters to follow the anti-same-sex-marriage crowd into the hall, where they milled about in confusion until they noticed this other guy:

The improved (but fundamentally unchanged) Beardsley.

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