Hey, hey, if the oldest presidential nominee in the history of the republic can get it on with a hip blonde chick nearly half his age, more power to him!
The radical/evangelical right was all at sea following failed leadership by Romney, both Thompsons, Tancredo (who?) and others. All of a sudden, wrapped stacks of The New York Times float by. The bewildered seamen - or is it "semen" - grab on to the floating newspaper stacks to keep from drowning. Holding on to the stacks, they ride them toward shore as the news flows in an uncertain direction toward a familiar subject. Any port in a storm, I guess.
Probably to keep McCain clubby with The Religious, Mike Huckabee has recently announced that he may carry his crusade to the floor of the convention despite McCain soon having enough pledged delegates to legitimately claim victory. Huckabee, it would appear, will continue to campaign in all remaining primaries, caucuses and pow-wows to keep McCain's philosophically wandering feet close to the burning bush and burnt-out Bush.