It's that time again, folks -- time to google at the absurd outfits, kvetch about the pandering film nominees, root for our favorite cinematic underdogs, and otherwise revel in the absurd hoopla that is Oscar Night.

We had a blast with our live Oscar chatjam last year, and so we're doing it again. Starting at 7pm, we'll be snarking our way up the red carpet.

Had Avatar won Best Film, at least snobs would have gotten to say, "Yeah man - that bullshit took the big trophy, but unlike all the drones who bought into that crap, I was paying attention to this genius contrarian piece that nabbed the Oscar for animated short." Either way - check this out if you haven't already...