Okay so we're a couple of days late to this party, but the new "music" video from viral video producer Patrice Wilson (the man behind Rebecca Black, who must be giving thanks right about now that she got to "Friday" first) has to be addressed.

Speaking of parties, the kids-only dinner party Nicole West here is throwing for Thanksgiving raises some concerns.

If there's one thing everyone can take away from this it's that you should always, always be sure your dingle-dangle is clean before using it. Nobody likes a grubby dingle-dangle. Yep, we're talking about dicks. But Thanksgiving isn't about the male genitalia, not really, it's about being grateful for what you have (and the nationally celebrated genocide of our country's indigenous people, natch).

UPDATE: now with brief video!

In case you weren't watching the Macy's Parade, the Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends float rolled up, started doing a puppet routine, and then produced the ultimate Rick Roll: the actual Rick Astley, lip-synching the actual "Never Gonna Give You Up." Then one of the puppets yells, "I LOVE RICK ROLLING."