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Dance, Monkey: Joe Rogan

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
These really are the dumbest questions ever.
By: MARC HIRSH  |  September 10, 2008

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Dance, Monkey: Jessie Baade

We put a comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
Tree humor is not funny. And I’ve tried. God knows I’ve tried.
By: MARC HIRSH  |  September 03, 2008

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Dance, Monkey: Steve Hofstetter

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
Do you think we as a nation will ever be prepared to grant Dave Coulier immunity for his involvement with Alanis?
By: MARC HIRSH  |  August 27, 2008

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Dance, Monkey: Corey Rodrigues

We put a comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
They find out I’m lip-synching, and it’s actually Milli Vanilli that’s doing the real singing this time. They’re trying to make a comeback, so I would just be a cover for them, and if that got blown, it would suck.
By: MARC HIRSH  |  August 20, 2008

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Dance, Monkey: Lamont Price

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat. This week's victim . . .
I don’t know where I leave my pants sometimes, and I could care less.
By: MARC HIRSH  |  August 12, 2008

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Dance, Monkey: Selena Coppock

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat. This week's victim . . .
Tila Tequila, where’d you come from? You’re this manufactured little pop tart. Euch. Grody-wack.
By: MARC HIRSH  |  August 07, 2008



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Dance, Monkey: Chrissy Kelleher

We put a comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
No one over the age of 22 should wear butt-revealing pants.
By: MARC HIRSH  |  July 30, 2008

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Dance, Monkey: Brian Moote

We put a comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
Pringles, the pizza-flavored ones, feel like a dinner. I wouldn’t just get sour-cream-and-onion. That doesn’t have enough food groups in it.
By: MARC HIRSH  |  July 23, 2008

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Dance, Monkey: Bethany Van Delft

We put a comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
I’d eat a cup of salt so that I might come close to experiencing what a dolphin frolicking in the ocean might experience.
By: MARC HIRSH  |  July 15, 2008

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Dance, Monkey: J.J. Leslie

We put a comic on the hot seat. This week’s victim . . .
Kool-Aid is the ultimate energy drink, and it smashes through walls with its character, so it makes transportation easier.
By: MARC HIRSH  |  July 08, 2008
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