Chuck In Cuffs, And Other Cheery News

--If you haven't yet heard, Chuck Turner was reportedly arrested this morning in DianneScam. I suspect many of you had taken him in the office pool. But who's next?

--I want to make it perfectly clear that I have no inside information, have never heard a bad word about her, and am making no accusation or allegation; I'm just saying that if I was a gambling man, my money would be on Goria Fox.

--Just when you thought it was safe to ride the T....  My favorite line is where Grabauskas sez these are surely the only two employees breaking the rules: "As demonstrated in these cases, any employee that violates the MBTA's drug and alcohol policy will be fired." Actually, Danny, these cases demonstrate that any employee who gets into a smash-em-up accident while violating the policy will be fired. (Actually, will be threatened with firing; as with all public-sector union employees, we'll believe they're really fired when we see it.)

--Speaking of disgraceful public-sector union employees.... how's that fire department clean-up project going, Tom?