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• David said:

  One correction to your sample ad: it should read "Granted, Deval Patrick hasn't yet been convicted of being a violent sexual predator."
  October 18, 2006 8:57 PM

• o-fish-l said:

  VOICEOVER: For over ten years the term "Megan's Law" (video of 05-17-96 Clinton signing in Rose Garden) has been mentioned in the media thousands of times. EVERYONE has heard of the strict requirements of the Sex Offender Registry (show mugshots). EVERYONE EXCEPT Deval Patrick (video of Patrick whining that he didn't know that his convicted RAPIST brother-in-law had to register). VOICEOVER: Everyone makes mistakes, but when it comes to sexual predators, how many can we afford from our next Governor? (pics & graphics of LaGeur, Sigh and Scondras [in barbecue apron] are shown with the pertinent info of Deval's association with each.) FADEOUT: When it comes to our most vulnerable citizens, can we afford to risk four years of Deval Patrick and friends? (video of 58 year-old woman being wheeled into 1980's Leominster ambulance)
  October 18, 2006 9:06 PM

• Adam said:

  Scondras! Ingenious, Oafish One. How about this: (With photo of Scondras on screen, here comes the voiceover) This month, David Scondras was nabbed before having sex with a minor...*Unprotected gay sex.* And what was David Scondras up to earlier this summer? (Fade to image of Patrick) *Barbecuing* with Deval Patrick! (Flash back to Scondras pic) The Scondras scandal: what did Deval Patrick know, and when did he know it?!?
  October 18, 2006 9:30 PM

• Pat said:

  I say you just re-run the Lee Atwater / Willie Horton Ad. But this time, at the end, you morph Horton's face into Deval's. Voiceover: Deval Patrick. Still a threat to your [white] daughter.
  October 18, 2006 10:48 PM

• Chris Wagner said:

  Posted this on Blue Mass Group as well, it's the best I could come up with in three minutes: (Cue music from a scary movie, maybe Friday the 13th?) Deval Patrick has defended rapists and copkillers rights to recieve a fair trial? (Ominous sounding female voice): What is Deval Patrick hiding? (Fade to grainy, distorted image of Deval) (Ominous sounding male voice): Deval Patrick supports giving children of illegal immigrants in-state tuition, and wants to give drivers licenses to illegals so "they become accountable in Massachusetts" (Ominous Female voice): I ask again, what is Deval Patrick hiding? (Amplify scary movie music) (Female voice): Given Deval Patricks record, the answer couldn't be any clearer. Deval Patrick is an illegal immigrant who rapes white women and kills police officers for fun. He should be in jail, Not Governor
  October 18, 2006 10:50 PM

• Jim Caralis said:

  Pitch Black Screen (Breath Over) Darth Vader breathing (Fade in) Picture of Deval with Ben Laguer. (Breath Over) Darth Vader breathing continues (Fade in) Picture of Deval with Florida Cop Killer (Breath Over) Darth Vader breathing continues (Fade in) Picture of Deval with Scondas (Breath Over) Darth Vader breathing continues (Fade in) Picture of Deval and Darth Vader (Darth Vader Voice Over) Deval, who’s your daddy? (White Text over Black Screen) Deval Patrick soft on crime, son of Darth Vader.
  October 18, 2006 11:54 PM

• Dan Seidman said:

  [Picture of a church] Deval Patrick worked for Bill Clinton -- putting Christians in prison! Dozens of men were incarcerated for church bombings in the south under a Patrick investigation, and all of them were white Christian American citizens. [Shot of a forlorn-looking white man standing in a cell, holding the bars] Deval Patrick defends cop-killers and prosecutes Christians. What does this say about him? [In background, slightly out of focus, a very large black cellmate moves slowly toward white man.]
  October 19, 2006 12:42 AM

• Ryan said:

  I'm shirking the rules because this gave me an excuse to finish my video which was essentially what this blog asked for LOL I just put it on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nuoa_4NFW74
  October 19, 2006 1:08 AM

• Fanning said:

  Run the scene from the movie Traffic where the runaway, drug addicted daughter is being used/abused by the African-American drug dealer. Voice over: If Patrick wins, this guy wins.
  October 19, 2006 1:26 AM

• o-fish-l said:

  The Scondras scandal: what did Deval Patrick know, and when did he know it?!? --Adam Great question Adam, because it was well known toward the end of Scondras' term in ofice, that at least two of his City Council staff were members of NAMBLA, and that Scondras was so unstable that he called 911, either drunk or drugged on numerous occassions, making profane and nonsenical utterances. Healy should really be asking if a major party Gubernatorial candidate should have been "cooking out" with the unstable Scondras EVEN BEFORE he drove 30 miles to Lowell with "wet lube" and "no condoms" expecting to have sex with a child. Adam, I know you're not defending Scondras indefensible conduct but are you really defending Patrick?
  October 19, 2006 1:48 AM

• Ernie Boch, III said:

  With illegal help from the RMV. Kerry gets copies of everyone's drivers license photos. He photo shops each pesons face to a victim of a violenet rape. (have to stage it) Men also. Each voter gets a personalized letter with the photo of them (and loved ones, mothers, grandmothers, daughters) getting violently raped. The copy reads: "If Deval Patrick becomes governor the chances of this happeningl will increase."
  October 19, 2006 2:12 AM

• Ernie Boch, III said:

  P.S. the rapist should be a big mean looking black guy. but then again, that goes without saying.
  October 19, 2006 2:17 AM

• Roger said:

  It is pitch dark at night. O-Fish-l, Adam and their best friends,dressed in their usual weekend attire: white hooded robes, on horses, carrying a cross and torch. They start circling an unsuspecting black woman and child so they can't get away. The woman kneels to the ground, holding her daughter behind her, begging them to spare her daughter. Announcer: Deval Patrick wants to protect the men in the hoods.
  October 19, 2006 3:30 AM

• Rick said:

  Image of two 30-something women sitting in a sunny garden, drinking tea) SUSAN: So who are you voting for for governor, Meg? MEG: Well Susan, I think I'm voting for Deval Patrick. SUSAN: Oh Meg, I wouldn't do that if I were you. MEG: But why not? He seems nice enough. SUSAN: Well I read in the newspaper about how this woman was raped. MEG: Oh? SUSAN: By a man. MEG: Oh. But isn't Deval Patrick a man? SUSAN: He sure is Meg. In fact, most rapes are committed by a man. MEG: That's right! SUSAN: So that means Deval Patrick is more likely to commit rape than you or I! Do you want a potential rapist as your governor? MEG: No way! SUSAN: Me neither! That's why I'm voting for Kerry Healey. She thinks rape is bad. MEG: Thanks Susan! You've changed my mind! I'm with Healey too! VOICEOVER: Kerry Healey. Less likely to commit rape. Most likely to best run this state.
  October 19, 2006 3:57 AM

• massmarrier said:

  WIDE ANGLE SHOT. Kerry Healey seated motionless at her lieutenant governor's genuine walnut desk. Hands folded. Her Junior League standard pearls match the polish on her interlocked fingers. We hear the Talking Heads hinting at her looming victory: Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down Letting the days go by/water flowing underground Into the blue again/after the money's gone Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground. She faintly smiles and says: I have a meaningless degree and have done little with it. I have never been a lawyer or prosecutor or even left any tracks as legislator or lieutenant governor. No one can pin anything on me, because -- let me be plain about this -- I HAVE DONE NOTHING! Patrick -- he's actually done stuff. I don't think we can take that risk. Do you? TIGHT SHOT. Kerry from pearls to forehead. She benignly and insipidly smiles with closed lips as we hear the Talking Heads chorus: Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was... Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was... Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...
  October 19, 2006 1:09 PM

• Adam said:

  Two anonymous entries here, both of which might also make nifty billboards or T-shirts. 1. "If Deval Patrick was as tough on rapists as he is on watermelons, the people of Massachusetts would be a lot better off." 2. "Q- What’s the one thing Deval Patrick won’t tax? A- Child sodomy.” Cut to video of kids crying, etc.
  October 19, 2006 5:02 PM

• Bay State Buckeye said:

  (Voiceover from the guy who does movie trailer voiceovers) Atlanta . . . (Shot of antebellum scene dissolves into one from a Lil' Jon video, gold fronts prominent) Detroit . . . (Shot of white families watching Ty Cobb dissolves into one of '67 riots) Los Angeles . . . (Shot of people enjoying the day at La Brea park dissolves into Reginald Dennings getting dragged out of truck and beaten) When you let an uppity one in, others are bound to be right behind . . . Is that the Beacon Hill YOU want to leave to your children? (Shot of House well during the pledge of allegiance at the state of the state address, with Healey as prominent as possible dissolves into photoshopped parody, a la Pirates of the Caribbean at Disney World, with all black legislature chasing helpless white women, sleeping, playing dice, and indulging in other stereotypical vices) Keep Kerry Healey in the State House, to keep THEM out.
  October 20, 2006 8:56 PM

• youyouyou said:

  Someone really at the Boston Phoenix needs to expose when and where Republicans are saying and doing all these racist things about Deval Patrick. The only places I've been able to find online that have these racist remarks are Blue Mass Group and thephoenix.com. Ironic... or not?
  October 26, 2006 1:14 AM

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