I've opened so many doors since I picked up this game.

Iron doors. Wooden doors. Locked doors that led to locked chests, doors opened by pictograph riddles and lever manipulation. Doors to cities and dungeons. Doors made out of rocks. Doors guarded by robots.

Nothing prepared me for this door, though.

Dear HorrorHound Weekend:

Thanks for another amazing horror convention. I only get to see you twice a year, but you always make it worth my while. You are truly one of the best horror cons on any planet, Earth or otherwise (I know a few saucer men who claim that Mars has a great convention scene, but everyone I know who has been there has been vaporized).