The subject line says it all, except for the neccessary WTF? While they won't be blasting this shit down at the Beacon Hill tourist trap anytime soon, you gotta hand it to the Juggalo-pimped and ICP-approved DAYTON FAMILY for turning one of television's all-time beloved theme songs into a rowdy jam about buying pure white and ripping lines (as usual, the promo video is just as awesome; all that's missing is Ass Dan).

I won't waste more than a few minutes explaining why this is the most ridiculous song ever recorded, but I am a bit concerned to see that Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope are essentially becoming hip-hop's answer to the Tea Party. This track, "Miracles," is about how science doesn't concern the Insane Clown Posse (or their fans, I suppose), and how everything that happens in the natural world is a stroke of "magic."